Corporate Crashout turned solo Analytics Advisor.
I'm giving you the corporate tea I wish someone had given me: field notes from someone who got good at seeing through bullshit in boardrooms, dashboards, product pages, and everyday things being sold badly.
When I'm not chronically online, I'm out running with Absol, my doppelganger in dog form.
Currently Building
A household purchasing-power index, a personal site that does not look like everyone else's, and a 40-mile-a-week base with a black poodle who refuses to negotiate pace.
My Mental McMansion
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Corporate Tea · the Living Room
Long-form on corporate dysfunction, marketing-org failures, and specific company autopsies. The lead lane: where the field notebook holds court.
- First Website Postread
- The Marketing PO Trapseed
- Skillsoft's Codecademy Nostalgia Tripseed